I’m happy to be in Illinois …oops, I mean Ohio.
Let me be clear, you are suffering the worst recession in our lifetimes because… those minority GOP congressmen wouldn’t become socialists and do as my House Majority and my Senate Super Majority in Congress told them to do. They would not agree to my socialist plans, those dirty rats. And, that goes for George Bush too. Shame Shame Shame…
Forget that we Democrats were driving the economy car and we drove it over a cliff. Forget that we borrowed almost a trillion dollars and squandered it on a socialist non-stimulus plan. Forget that we rammed through Health Care in spite of opposition of a majority of Americans. Look, anyone who doesn’t agree with me is an ignorant racist. Ok? Do I need to say more?
Therefore, don’t vote for GOP congressmen in the mid-terms so I can continue to drive the economic disaster car I’ve been driving for 20 months.
Look, together, we can really screw the crap out of what is left of the American Economy. Vote Democrat and I promise to blame the GOP all the way to federal bankruptcy if we keep our majority in the House and Senate.
Now lets tax the crap out of small business folks who gross over $200k a year. They can always lay folks off to pay the taxes and we can blame the GOP and Bush again for the increasing unemployment.
Help me out here, America, otherwise if the GOP gains Congressional majority they will use time tested mechanisms that will trigger a recovery and I will look like a no account god dog. Clearly, we don’t want that, do we?
Repeat after me!
NO WE DON’T
GOP response is HERE.
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__________________________________________________ Additional reading…
Le·gal In·sur·rec·tion:Obama’s Ideological Death Grip and I Could Not Vote For Someone Who Refuses To Debate
Dick Morris: AN EPIC DEM DISASTER and THE STIMULUS KICKS IN: HIGHER UNEMPLOYMENT and HOW REPUBLICANS WILL WIN THE SENATE and PARTY TREND HAS YET TO KICK IN and ADVICE TO GOP CANDIDATES: AVOID ADJECTIVES, NOUNS ARE GOOD ENOUGH
Gateway Pundit: What Liberals Say vs What they Mean and It Begins… Democrats Schedule Senate Meeting to Regulate Gun Sales
Big Government: Crony Capitalism: The Love Affair Between the Obama Administration and the Worlds Creepiest Company
American Power: The Debate Over Religious ‘Intolerance’ and Susan B. Anthony List Lobbies GOP on Strong ‘Pro-Life Language’ in Party’s Upcoming ‘Contract’ Campaign Manifesto
Frugal Café: Four Years of Katie Couric’s Liberally Biased Anchoring Has Beaten CBS Evening News into the Ground (video)
Nice Deb: Video: Trumka Praises Pelosi For Helping Drive ObamaCare “Down the Republicans Throats, Out Their Backsides”…
American Thinker: Obama’s Silver Lining? and Obama’s War on Arizona
Sister Toldjah: It’s official: Democrats are hurting Andy Griffith’s reputation
Texas4Palin: Sarah Palin offers wishes for ‘A Good and Sweet Year’
The Blaze: Castro on Missile Crisis: ‘it wasn’t worth it all’
Mad Conservative: Washington Times Op-Ed calls for Impeachment
Dodo can spell: Video making the email rounds this week
Voting American: President George Washington and the Founding Fathers speak to us from the Grave and No “HOPE” but a whole lot of “CHANGE”
Talk Wisdom: A Dangerous Willful Blindness